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HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

thegits:

Poor people are just plain clever.

meryylstreep:

This is such an important yet underrated scene.

voxthedevil:

I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.Lee is my hero.

voxthedevil:

I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.
Lee is my hero.

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

awwww-cute:

Debated rescuing one or two, certain we made the right choice

awwww-cute:

Debated rescuing one or two, certain we made the right choice